A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, “What size farm do you have?”

The Englishman proudly announced, “Thirty-five acres!”

“Thirty-five acres?” the Texan scoffed. “Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.

“Ah, yes,” the Englishman nodded in understanding. “I had a truck like that once.”

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