An Alaskan hunter comes up to him and says, “Listen, buddy. Here in Alaska, you ain’t shit until you’ve done three things: Drink a fifth of Alaskan whiskey, shoot a polar bear, and make love to an Eskimo woman.”
The Texan accepts the challenge and starts by grabbing a bottle of whisky from the counter and painfully chugging it down. He then says that he’ll be right back and ambles out the door.
A few hours later he stumbles back into the bar all mangled and bloody and says, “I did it! Now where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to shoot?”