A telephone technician gets his wiener bitten by a rattlesnake while peeing on a bush.

He and his coworker where fixing some phone lines in a remote location, far from the city.

His coworker, not knowing what to do, climbs to the top of the telephone pole, connects his service telephone to the wires and calls 911.

The guy on the pole: “Hello, emergencies? My coworker was bitten by a rattlesnake, what should we do?”

The 911 operator: “In your tool box you’ll find a first aid kit. In it you’ll find a syringe with antivenom. Inject it in the left leg”

The guy on the ground shouts: “What did they say?!”

The guy on the pole shouts back: “They said to look in the tool box you’ll find a first aid kit! In it you’ll find a syringe with antivenom! Inject it in the left leg!!”

After 30 seconds, the guy on the ground shouts: “There is no syringe!”

The guy on the pole, in the phone “There is no syringe.”

911 answers back: “In the same kit, you’ll find a pill bottle with some green pills. He should take 3 with some water.”

The guy on the ground shouts: “What did they say?!”

The guy on the pole shouts back: “They said to look in the same kit, should be pill bottle with green pills! Take 3 of them with water!”

After few seconds, the guy on the ground shouts: “There is no pill bottle!”

The guy on the pole, in the phone: “There is no pill bottle.”

911 operator: “Suck the venom out of the wound, with your mouth and spit out.”

The guy on the ground shouts: “What did they say?!”

The guy on the pole: “They said that you are going to die.”

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