He’s staying for the weekend and it’s pouring down rain outside. He’s frustrated that he has to stay inside, so he sits at the window complaining. His grandfather comes up and sits next to him, resting an easy hand on his shoulder before speaking gently.
“Looks like it’s raining a fair bit outside buddy, you’ll have to be stuck inside with us” he said, smiling softly.
His grandson rolled his eyes and shrugged his grandfather’s hand off his shoulder before responding bluntly. “Tell me something I don’t know.”
The grandfather’s gaze shifts to the window as he clears his throat. “Well, your grandmother can take my entire fist in her ass.”