At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them. “Dad!” she exclaimed in a panic “…I’m sorry” The dad being a dad replies “hi sorry, I’m Dad!” He then turns to the boyfriend and asks “Are You fucking Sorry?”
- My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
- Some asshole stole my mood ring.