A teacher says to her first grade class

“Alright kids, from now on, we must use grown up words. Now Tommy, what did you do this weekend?”

“I rode on a Choo-Choo”, said Tommy

“No Tommy, you rode on a train, please use more grown-up words. Now Jacky, what did you do this weekend?” “I played with my woof woof”, said Jacky

“No Jacky, you should say you played with your dog. Now Suzy, what did you do this weekend?”

“Well,” she said, “I watched a television show”

“See, those are grown-up words. Now Suzy, what show did you watch?”

Suzy thought for a second and proudly said, “Winnie the Shit”

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