A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name the origin of famous quotes…

…Teacher says, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”

Johnny raises his hand first but teacher calls on Susie instead, “Abraham Lincoln!”

“That’s right Susie, you can go home. Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’?”

Again, Johnny raises his hand first but the teacher allows Mary to answer first, “Martin Luther King!”

“That’s right Mary, you can go home early.”

The teacher asks another question, “Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you’?”

Before Johnny even has a chance to raise his hand, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy”.”

“That’s right Nancy, you may also leave.” The teacher said.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says in frustration, “I wish these dumb bitches would keep their goddamn mouths shut!”

The teacher hears this and turns around. She is livid: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”

Johnny: “Harvey Weinstein. See ya tomorrow!”

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