A teacher asks little Johnny a question…

-If there are five birds in a powerline and someone shoots one, how many birds are left?

-None because they will get scared away from the gunshot”

-Four but I like the way you think

-I have a question for you then. There’s three women eating ice cream, one’s sucking, one’s licking and one’s biting. Which one is married?

-The one licking.

-No, the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.

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