A teacher asks her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

First she calls on Sussy. “My dad and I went to the movies and we were fascinated!” Sussy says. “Well that’s pretty good, but I wanted you to use fascinate not fascinated.”

So she calls on Mary next. “My family went to the zoo, and it was fascinating!” Mary says. “That’s not bad either, but I’d really like someone to use fascinate.”

Little Johnny had his hand waving the whole time, and the teacher knew he’s usually naughty but how could he mess up the word fascinate, so she called on him. “My Aunt Jenny always wears a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten 8!”

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