A teacher asks her 1st grade class to make a sentence with the word “definitely” in it…

Little Suzy stands up and says “the sky is definitely blue!” “No,” the teacher replies. “It depends on the weather, the sky can be gray and at night its black.” Another student stands up and says “trees are definitely green!” The teacher replies “no, during autumn the leaves change color.” The class goes quiet and then little Billy stands up and asks “Teacher, do farts have lumps?” The teacher confused says “no, why?” Billy then says, “well then i definitely just shit my pants”

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