A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.

The driver then starts to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio isn’t even turned on.

The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.

“Hey, ma-“

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!” The driver abruptly hit the breaks.

“Dude, wtf!” the passenger complained. The driver then apologised “Sorry, man. It’s my first time on the job and I haven’t adjusted from my previous job yet.”

“What did you do before this?”

“I drove a hearse.”

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