One was a very bright student while the other one was quite dumb. The brighter one always helped the other passing exams be it a class test or end term exams. The teachers were quite furious with them and at last, called upon a meeting to discuss with the principal what could be done. All came to the conclusion that both of them will be interviewed separately and have to pass it in order to move onto a higher standard. First, the brighter student was interviewed. The panel asked him “When did India get its freedom ?”. He answered, ” the struggle started way back in 1943 and finally it happened in 1947″. The panel was impressed and asked him one more question – “Can you name at least one freedom fighter who died fighting for the struggle for freedom ?”. He answered, “Sorry sir, but I should not name only a single one because it will be disrespectful for the others who all fought for the cause. “. The panelists were awestruck. They asked the student to send in the dumb one after him. But, being his best friend, he told his dumb friend everything that was asked in the interview and also told him exactly what to answer. The student went in and the panelist started asking him questions. First, they asked him “When were you born ?”. He replied in a very confident voice “Sir, the struggle started way back in 1943 but finally it happened in 1947”. The panelists were shocked and couldn’t hold their laughter. Next, they asked, “What is your father’s name ?”. Being confident he answered in a very fluent way “Sorry sir, but I should not name only a single one because it will be disrespectful for the others who all fought for the cause”.
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