A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

He stops and asks, “Hey! Why are you eating grass?”

The man replies, “I’m out of money, I lost my job and I haven’t eaten in three days! Grass is my only option.”

The businessman thinks for a few second and says, “You know what, why don’t you come with me to my house.”

The man, very grateful, replies, “Yes! That would be nice. Thank you so much, sir.” He points at the end of the road and says, “There’s another family of 5 there. They also haven’t eaten in a long time! Would you mind if they come along as well?”

The businessman says, “Sure, as long as they can fit in my car. My house isn’t far down this road so it shouldn’t be a problem. Besides, I haven’t mowed my lawn in months.”

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