…and there’s a long line waiting for a single agent to reschedule flights when an irate man walks to the front of the line and screams, “I HAVE TO BE ON THIS FLIGHT AND IT HAS TO BE FIRST CLASS!”
“I’m sorry sir but I have to help these other folks first. I’ll be happy to help you if you could kindly get back in line.”
The guy, obviously pissed off screams, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!”
Without hesitating she gets on the com and calls out, “Attention passengers. We have a gentleman at Gate 44 who doesn’t know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity please come to gate 44.”
He’s really pissed now. Everyone behind him is laughing. He can tell he’s not going to get anywhere with her so he resigns to go to the back of the line but not without muttering “Fuck you” below his breath.
She calmly looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to wait in line for that too.”