A son ask his dad “Dad, how can I take the next step with my girl? We kissed and all, but I don’t know how to proceed… “

His dad answers “Listen to me son, do what I did with your mother. I treated her to a romantic dinner, took her home and brought her to her room. We’re there, I look at her, and she looks at me. I look at her she looks at me, I look at her she looks at me, I move her panties away and put it in! ”

His son departs and the morning after he’s back “So, son, how did it go?” “Oh, dad, you were so right, it was so easy. I did as you said, brought her to a nice restaurant, gave her a ride home, came with her to her room and then I look at her, she looks at me, I look at her she looks at me I look at her she looks at me, I move her panties away and put it in! “

“Good job, son, I’m proud of you” “But that’s not all, dad. While we were making love the door opens. It’s her mom!”

“Her mom? Oh god, what did you do?” “Well what was I supposed to do dad? I look at her, she looks at me I look at her she looks at me, I move her panties away and put it in!”

“With her mom, in front of her?Jesus son, nice going!” “But that’s still not everything dad! We were going like rabbits when the door slammed open again. It was her dad!”

“Oh sweet Jesus, her dad?! What did you do, did you run away, jumped out of the balcony…?” “No dad what was I supposed to do, I look at him, he looks at me, I look at him he looks at me I look at him he looks at me, I move his boxers away and put it in!” “You fucked her mom AND dad? Jesus son that’s too much, that’s… “

“But it still isn’t over dad” “Oh Lord, it isn’t?” “No, see, when we where all going the door was open and I feel something fuzzy brushing against my leg. It was their dog” “Oh no, don’t tell me… ” “Dad, what was I supposed to do, I look at him, he looks at me, I look at him, he looks at me I look at him he looks at me, I move the tail away and put it in! Dad? Dad what’s wrong? Why are looking at me like that?”

“SON I AIN’T LOOKING AT NOTHING!”

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