A small village’s pastor’s bicycle was stolen

And he was discussing what to do with the choir master.

“I know, I’ll do a sermon on the ten commandments, and when I get to ‘thou shalt not steal’, I’ll pause and look everybody in the eye to see who looks guilty”.

After church, the choir master asked the vicar if he’d worked out who the thief was?

“Well, as it happened, when I got to ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’, I remembered where I’d left it”

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