The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? “
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “oh thank God, I thought you said turn around.”