A seventh grader was sent home from school for fucking his teacher.

His mother demanded his father ground him, but the father, instead, said, “Good job, son! I didn’t fuck my teacher until I was a Sophomore. Come on, let’s go get you that bike you wanted.”

And so they went and got him his bike. As they were going back home, the father said, “Why don’t you ride your new bike back home?”

“No, thanks. My ass is still sore.”