Being curious, he walked over and saw that the boy was building something with the mud.
“Watcha building son” he asked.
“An Army soldier” exclaimed the boy.
“This is a *Marine Corp base base son! You should be building a *Marine!!” chastised the Sergeant.
“I would,” the boy retorted, “I just couldn’t find enough shit!”
- Insert your favorite service branch here to make fun of.