A Scotsman and an Englishman

Were walking along the beach when they come upon a beautiful Mermaid sitting on a rock.

Englishman says “Have you ever been kissed?” She says No, and he kisses her.

Scotsman says “Have you ever been fucked?” She says No, he says “Well you are now the tide’s just gone out”

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