A scientist went to God and said triumphantly, “We’ve worked out how to make a man without you.” God laughed and said, “Okay then, show me. Go ahead.”

So the scientist bent down and picked up a handful of dirt but God stopped him.

“Oh no you don’t.” said God. “Get your own dirt.”

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