A sadist, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, and a masochist are sitting in a jail cell together.

The zoophiliac says, “I want to have sex with a cat.”

The sadist says, “I want to torture the cat, then have sex with it.”

The pyromaniac says, “I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, then have sex with it.”

The necrophiliac says, “Well I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, have sex with it, kill it, and have sex with it again.”

The masochist says, “Meow.”

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