The bartender sits the bottle in front of him and asks “oh boy, you look like shit, what happened?”. The man answers “I just found out my brother is gay”.
The next day, the same guy walks into the same bar and asks for two bottles of vodka. The bartender asks “ok, what happened this time?”, to which the man answers “Today my son confessed to be gay!”
The next day, once again the same guy walks into the bar and orders three bottles of vodka. “Dude, is there anyone in your family that likes women?”, asks the bartender. “Yes”, answer the man, “my wife”.