A Russian protester was arrested yesterday and drafted into the army to fight against Ukraine. The young man was sent for a medical evaluation.

The doctor asked him to read the first five letters on the poster. He quickly replied “What poster?” after which he was relieved of duty.

Unfortunately, as he went to the cinema that night, he was seated right next to the very same doctor. Without hesitation, he tapped the doctor on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me Miss, is this bus destined for St Petersburg?”

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