A Russian Lieutenant stands on the edge of a high cliff with his troops. The lieutenant looks down and then points to a soldier.
-You there! Come here to the cliff edge, extend your right hand to the side and jump down.
The lieutenant watches as the soldier obeys his command and falls down. He commands the next soldier in line:
-You there! Come here to the edge, extend your left leg and your left arm forward and jump down.
Again, the lieutenant closely watches as the soldier falls, pauses for a moment to think and commands the next one in line.
-You there! Come here to the edge, lie down, lift your right leg up and roll down.
A General passing by notices what’s going on and storms to the scene:
-Lieutenant Vasiliyev! How many fucking times do I have to tell you that you can’t play Tetris at work!?