A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.

He’s wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering “Turkish got 3 problems.”

Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say “Hey, yopu know what you’re wearing is insulting?” The russian responds: “This is your first problem: You’re so easily offended.”

The Turkish respond: “Okay, maybe we should settle this outside.” The Russian: “That’s your second problem: You always want to solve your problems with violence.”

The Turkish bring him outside and pull their knives. The Russian: “And here’s your third problem. You always bring knives to gun fights.”

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