The Russian says: we used my fishing rod, so I get first 2 wishes. First: I want all the insert some racial slurs out of my glorious country. Second: I want a big wall around Russia, nobody can cross.
Then Ukrainian has a dialogue with the fish – Is the wall done? – Yes – Is it strong and durable? – Yes – Nobody can climb it? – Nobody – And nobody but moscovites inside? – Yes – Great! Then fill it up with shit up to the edges