A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go

The Russian says: we used my fishing rod, so I get first 2 wishes. First: I want all the insert some racial slurs out of my glorious country. Second: I want a big wall around Russia, nobody can cross.

Then Ukrainian has a dialogue with the fish – Is the wall done? – Yes – Is it strong and durable? – Yes – Nobody can climb it? – Nobody – And nobody but moscovites inside? – Yes – Great! Then fill it up with shit up to the edges

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