A rich man and a poor man were sitting at the bar, having a few drinks

They got to chatting and after a while, realised both of their wedding anniversaries were the next day.

Poor man : What did you get your wife then, for tomorrow?

Rich man : I got her a pink ferrari and a diamond ring.

Poor man : Wow, what made you choose those gifts?

Rich man : She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car.

The poor man nods in agreement.

Rich man : Well how about you? What did you get your wife?

Poor man : I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo.

Rich man : Why did you choose those gifts?

Poor man : Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.

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