A boat stopped by and the sailor said: “Hey there, do you need help?”
The man then said: “No thank you, God will save me”
The sailor left in a hurry and confused.
The man kept praying and praying.
A second boat arrived and the sailor said holding the lifejacket:
“Uh hi, do you need a hand?”
The man said: “No thank you, God will save me”
And proceeded to drown.
He woke up in heaven and saw God, he asked God:
“God? Why didn’t you save me?!”
God then replies:
“I sent you two boats you idiot.”