A real classic

So a man is listening to his daughter prey she says “God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless grandma good bye grandpa” when asked why she said goodbye she responded with “I just felt like I should.” The grandpa dies. A month later the daughter is preying as her dad listens in again. The daughter preys “God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good bye grandma.” The grandma took her last breath the next morning. A few months later the dad is listening in again the girl preys “God bless mommy” looks at the dad and finishes with “and good bye daddy.” The man never tells his wife to not freak her out. So the next morning the man goes to work cancels all his meetings and locks himself in his office. He procides to stay in there after his shift ends. While sweating bullets he realized its midnight and then heads home. Once he gets home his wife angry shouts at him for not being home all day. He said “I had a miserable day” and the wife responded with ” You had a miserable day! The milk man died on the front porch this morning.”

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