A radio station is offering a prize to whoever can come up with the best word that isn’t in the dictionary and can be used in a sentence.

A Glasgow man calls in and says: “Ma word is gaun, spelt G-A-U-N, and ma sentence is gaun fuck yersel.”

The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. Five minutes later, another Glasgow man calls and says “ma word is smee, spelt S-M-E-E.”

“And what’s your sentence?” the DJ asks.

The man replies “smee again, gaun fuck yersel.”

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