A Glasgow man calls in and says: “Ma word is gaun, spelt G-A-U-N, and ma sentence is gaun fuck yersel.”
The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. Five minutes later, another Glasgow man calls and says “ma word is smee, spelt S-M-E-E.”
“And what’s your sentence?” the DJ asks.
The man replies “smee again, gaun fuck yersel.”