A rabbit is joyfully running through the forest…

…when he stumbles upon a skunk rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the skunk and says, “Skunk my friend, why do you do this? Come and run with me through the forest! You’ll feel so much better!”

The skunk looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. They run until the get to an open field and come across a deer doing lines of coke.

So the rabbit again says, “Deer my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel sooooooo good!”

The deer looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and skunk. The three animals then come across a bear, heating some smack on a spoon, about to shoot up.

“Bear my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you’ll feel more alive then ever!” The bear looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls and eats the little rabbit friend.

The skunk and deer watch in horror and look at him and ask, “Bear, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you.”

The bear answers, “That little assclown! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he’s on ecstasy!”

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