A priest has a weiner dog which he loves.

One day when he woke up to feed him, the priest didn’t find him. So he asked the local residents to come so he can ask about his dog. He asked them:

“Does anybody have a weiner?”

So all the men stood up,

“No no that’s not what I meant, has anyone seen a weiner?”

So all the women stood up

“Oh my god that’s not what I meant…. Has anyone seen someone else’s weiner”

Half of the women stood up

“For god’s sake has someone seen my weiner?”

All the children stood up.

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