A priest, doctor, and engineer are golfing

They are stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”

The doctor chimes in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”

The priest says, “Here comes the greenkeeper. Let’s have a word with him.” He says, “Hey Bob, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The greenkeeper replies, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!.”

The group falls silent for a moment. The priest says, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor says, “I’m going to contact the ophthalmologist community and see if there’s anything there can be done for them.”

The engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”

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