At the gate St. Peter gives him a small silver harp and says “Congratulations! You made it.” The priest heads on in and sees a cabbie with a giant gold harp. Outraged he goes to St. Peter and is like “What the fuck dude?! I’m a priest and I’ve only got this dinky silver harp? Why’s that cabbie get a giant gold harp?” St. Peter responds “Here in heaven we care about results. You preached and people slept, he drove and people prayed.”
- After long consideration, my wife and I have decided we do not want to have children.
- A man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”