A priest and a pastor are standing on the side of the road
They are holding a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”
A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them.
From around the corner they can hear screeching tires- then a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and says, “Do you think we should just put a sign up that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
submitted by /u/CompileThisPlease