A Priest and a Cowboy are walking in the desert

They come across a flock of geese so the cowboy pulls out his two guns and empties them in the direction of the geese.

“Fuck, I missed!”

“Do not use that word, child, for God will smythe thy”

They walk on and come across yet another flock of geese. Same thing.

“Fuck, I missed”

“Do not use that word, child, for God will smythe thy”

Same thing happens a third time.

Suddenly the Heavens open up and a lightning bolt strikes the priest down. An omnipresent voice, trembling with conviction says:

“Fuck, I missed”

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