Knowing the plane will certainly crash, they realize there are only two parachutes. The priest says, “I’ve lived a full and meaningful life, dedicated to my faith. I want the two of you to take the parachutes.” The Rabbi responds, “Are you kidding me?! Fuck the kid.” Puzzled, the Priest replies, “You think we have enough time?”
- I lost an argument about my posture
- What is the difference between an argument with your wife and a knife?