A priest, a rabbi & a 13 year old boy are all on a plane

The plane is going down and there are only two parachutes left.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says, “rabbi, we have both lived long and fulfilling lives; let’s give the boy a parachute and we can flip a coin to decide who will get the last one.”

The rabbi says, “fuck that 13 year old!”

The priest asks, “do you think we have enough time?”

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