A pregnant woman is hit by a car….

She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming,” Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replies, “Calm down, your babies are fine. You had twins! a girl and a boy. We gave them to your brother to watch while you were in the hospital.”

She says,”My brother? That guy is a moron! Why would you do that?”

“I am sorry ma’am, we had no choice. There was nobody else. He even took the liberty of naming them.”

“What??”, she says. “What did he name my daughter?”

“He named her ‘Denise’ ” says the doctor.

“Oh, well that’s not so bad. What did he name my son?”

To which the doctor replies, “He named him ‘Denephew’ “

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