A preacher, priest and rabbi walk into a bar…

They sit down and have a chat. Eventually they begin to discuss how they manage their living expenses.

The preacher says “On Sundays we have a collection. At the end of the day, I draw a line on the floor and throw all the money in the air. Whatever lands on the other side of the line is for the church and whatever lands on my side I keep.”

The priest says, “Oh, I do something very similar except I draw a circle. I throw the money in the air, whatever lands in the circle belongs to the church and whatever lands outside of it I keep.”

The rabbi says, “Oh, I do something very similar as well. I take the money and throw it in the air, whatever God wants he takes and whatever falls back down is mine.”

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