A policeman arrives at the crime scene

“Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?”

“Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn’t see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.”

“How do you know that?”

“He told me as he was running off.”

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