A police officer stopped a car on a highway

A police officer stopped a car on a highway and went up to the driver. He saw the man and said:”You’ve just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with the prize money?” The man thought, and said back:”Maybe go to a driving school and get my licence!” His wife told the cop:”Don’t listen to him, he is a smartass when he’s drunk”. All of this talking made a passenger in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out:” I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car. Why wouldn’t you change the number plate?” A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and the person in the trunk said:” Are we at the border yet?”

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