…..but the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I’ll let you go.” The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “Last year my wife ran away with a cop. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
- How many guys in the friend zone does it take to change in a light bulb?
- Eating pussy is like going on a roadtrip with your wife