A polar bear cub asks his mom

Cub: Mom, am I a polar bear?

Mom: Yes, of course you are.

Cub: ok

Next day

Cub: Mom, are you sure I am a polar bear?

Mom: I am a polar bear, you dad is a polar bear, you are definitely a polar bear.

Cub: ok

Next day

Cub: Mom, are you sure I am a polar bear?

Mom: Son, what is going on, why do you keep asking me if you are a polar bear?

Cub: I am fucking cold.

Saw this in the movie about the Kursk, and laughed out loud.

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