A piece of string walks into a bar…

and tries to order a drink.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve pieces of string here”

The string goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair.

The string goes back into the bar and orders again.

The bartender asks, “Aren’t you that piece of string?”

“No,” says the string, “I’m a frayed knot”

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