A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire.

The physicist announces “We must put the garbage can in the fridge so that the temperature will be below the ignition temperature and therefore put itself out!”

The chemist replies “No, we must cover the garbage can so that the fire consumes all of the oxygen and, in the absence of reactants, can no longer continue!”

Meanwhile, the two turn around to find that the statistician is running around the room setting everything else on fire. “What the hell are you doing??”

“Getting a proper sample size!”

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