“What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives”. “You idiot” said the pharmacist “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives”. “Of course you can” the assistant replied “Look at him… hes too afraid to cough now!!”
- Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
- I didn’t exactly ace my “capture the wasp” exam.