A performer is traveling to his next show at night…

When he is stopped by a police officer for a surprise car search. The officer finds that the man has an assortment of blades and sharp weapons. He questions the man about them.

Officer: can you explain the weapons in your car?

Man: weapons? I think you mean my props. I’m a juggler you see.

Officer: oh well is that so? Prove it.

The man proceeds to juggle two blades, then three, then four. Just then, a car drives past. The man in the car turns to his wife and says:

Thank God I gave up drinking! Just look at how they’re testing people now!

Edit: changed a word