A peasant goes to the lord of the land…

A peasant goes to the lord of the land and says

“My lord, if us peasants don’t get any new livestock soon, we will be forced to revolt!”

The Lord replies

“We’ll give out free roosters then!”

The peasant then asks

“How many roosters should each man get?”

The responds

“Meh, cock-a-dude’ll do”

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